kleeandgrape:

hommos:

you know whats the funniest thing ever? when a fic says “PG-“ 

AS IF YOU ARE GOING TO READ HOMOSEXUAL FANFICTION WITH YOUR PARENTS

“mom pass the popcorn, he’s giving him a blowjob”

“HERE YOU GO SWEETHEART. OH MY GOD HE SWALLOWED”

“Mum can you read this fanfiction to make sure it’s suitable for me.” 

“Hmm, no dear, the characterisation is very two dimensional and there’s no sex until the seventh chapter.”  

(via songofages)